Dear Santa Claus,
After your advise last year to "lay off the groceries" when I sat on your lap, I deemed it more appropriate to write you. I feel that I have put forth a valiant effort towards being good and kind this year. I no longer swear when I am picking up 5 other peoples pajamas from the bathroom floor. I have worn my teeth down to nubs from clenching when asked for yet another ride somewhere. I am even learning to listen happily to Pete tell me how hard it is to stay in a nice hotel alone after going out to dinner with other adults. Enjoying adult beverages to boot! For all this hard work I have only one request. Computer access. I am slowly withering away and dying without my Internet and blog. How will people know what I am doing? How will I know what others are doing? My parents are being deprived of the clever and smart ass ( depending on the age) comments of their grandchildren. I briefly considered setting up a printing press and starting a daily but I have been banned from ever delivering papers again in this lifetime. So, please put a word in to my sweet husband. This is what I need. If you have trouble reaching him, it is because he will be in Montana this week. Maybe you could leave a note next to the chocolate on his pillow.
Thank you so much.
Sincerely, Matilda
6 comments:
Darling Girl,
What a nice surprise. I look daily and always look at the kids' and feel so lonely without them.. I will look in my patron saints book to see if there is a patron saint for computers. Maybe this will help. We miss your blog more than you can ever know. So, please hurry....Lot's of love, Mama
COME OVER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really mean this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss you too! Talking in person is great, but come on... it's not the blog!!!!!!
Pleeeeeas PeteyClause hear our pleas! We need more blog. More photos, more smartass comments and more lists!
With Santa Claus and the patron saint for computers (I love that) on our side, we can't go wrong. Vote computer access for Mattie!
Annisha
Yes! Vote for Mattie!!
Looks like todays list will be one with our cyber signatures, begging for more lists.
You've got my vote!
Love, Serena
i hear ya. i pout when my computer is down. i am an addict and i can admit it.
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